Isolde u down teh rivers.

This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen.
Ever.

Dude

I'm not sure exactly how long I've been waiting for a movie that has Sam Elliott, Eva Green and bad-ass warrior bears all wrapped in to one awesome package, but I'm pretty sure it's been a long time.
Anyway, the time has arrived:



'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe' got close with the polar bears that pulled the White Witch's chariot, but it didn't take the obvious next step - which was to have the yoke's bolts come loose somehow, and the terrible duo go on and wreak their ursine havoc on the advancing Narnians.

Creativity is hard like that. Things that seem so obvious to us now - Newtonian mechanics, sterilization, warrior bears - are in truth nontrivial summits to mount, requiring a few exceptionally inspired souls to look up from the confused morass that defines their world and step beyond.